Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 24th March 2015

Dilbert//9474, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 24th March 2015

Dogbert Makes A Product That Begs For Updates

Tags

product design, product designer, cruelty, update, computer, reboot, operating system, torture, technology

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dogbert the Product Designer

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

DOGBERT THE PRODUCT DESIGNER I CREATED AN OPERATING SYSTEM THAT USES UP 80% OF YOUR TIME BEGGING FOR UPDATES.

THAT STILL LEAVES A HEALTHY 20% OF YOUR TIME TO...

REBOOT YOUR COMPUTER OVER AND OVER CAN IT FAX?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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