Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 28th March 2015

Dilbert//9478, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 28th March 2015

Ceo Understands Wally

Tags

buzzwords, deception, economists, economy, jargon, chief economist, quarter, exchange rate, derivatives, yen, monetary policy

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally the Economist

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR NEW CHIEF ECONOMIST, WALLY, WILL TELL US WHAT TO EXPECT IN THE COMING QUARTER.

THE EXCHANGE RATE ON DERIVATIVES WILL TRIGGER A BUBBLE IN MONETARY POLICY AND DEFLATE THE YEN.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND THAT AND HAVE NO QUESTIONS.

WOW!

HE'S GOOD.

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