Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 2015

Dilbert//9492, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 11th April 2015

Embellishing Resumes

Tags

resume, lying, deception, accomplishments, management, success

Official transcript

Catbert: I discovered that one of your employees embellished on his resume. Boss: That's outrageous! Fire him for lying to me! Catbert: I'm talking about the version he updated today. It says he accomplished things while working for you. Boss: That doesn't sound right.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES EMBELLISHED HIS RESUME.

THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!

FIRE HIM FOR LYING TO ME!

IM TALKING ABOUT THE VERSION HE UPDATED TODAY.

IT SAYS - PLISHED THINGS WHILE WORKING FOR YOU.

THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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