Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 11th April 2015
Dilbert//9492, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 11th April 2015
Embellishing Resumes
Tags
resume, lying, deception, accomplishments, management, success
Official transcript
Catbert: I discovered that one of your employees embellished on his resume. Boss: That's outrageous! Fire him for lying to me! Catbert: I'm talking about the version he updated today. It says he accomplished things while working for you. Boss: That doesn't sound right.
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
I DISCOVERED THAT ONE OF YOUR EMPLOYEES EMBELLISHED HIS RESUME.
THAT'S OUTRAGEOUS!
FIRE HIM FOR LYING TO ME!
IM TALKING ABOUT THE VERSION HE UPDATED TODAY.
IT SAYS - PLISHED THINGS WHILE WORKING FOR YOU.
THAT DOESN'T SOUND RIGHT.
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Embellished Resume"
Summary:
The comic strip revolves around a conversation between an employee and their boss. The employee discovers that one of their coworkers has embellished their resume, leading to a humorous exchange.
Panel 1:
- The employee confronts the coworker, stating, "I discovered that one of your employees embellished his resume."
- The coworker responds, "That's outrageous. Fire him for lying to me!"
Panel 2:
- The boss is shown, with the coworker saying, "I'm talking about the version he updated today."
- The boss responds, "It says he accomplished things while working for you. That doesn't sound right."
Panel 3:
- The boss is shown again, with the coworker saying, "That doesn't sound right."
- The boss responds, "I'll fire him for lying to me."
Key Takeaways:
- The comic strip pokes fun at the common practice of embellishing one's resume.
- The conversation between the employee and boss highlights the absurdity of the situation.
- The comic strip uses humor to comment on the importance of honesty in the workplace.
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