Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th April 2015

Dilbert//9500, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 19th April 2015

Tags

deciding, lunch, choosing, technology, options, yelp, frustration

Official transcript

How To Eat Lunch. Dilbert: Lunch? Alice: Sure. Where do you want to go? Dilbert: Well, let's see... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: You're slow. Let me check! Dilbert: No... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: No... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Dilbert: No... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: How about this... No, bad review. Dilbert: How about this... No, they have no tables. [45 Minutes Later] Alice: Show me food! Dilbert: Food! Food! Food! Boss: Time to make some billion-dollar decisions. Dilbert: I'm going feral!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW TO EAT LUNCH LUNCH?

SURE.

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

WELL, LET'S SEE...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

YOU'RE SLOW.

LET ME CHECK!

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO NO...NO NO...NO HOW ABOUT THIS...

NO, BAD REVIEW.

HOW ABOUT THIS. ..

NO, THEY HAVE NO TABLES.

45 MINUTES LATER SHOW ME FOOD!

FOOD!

FOOD!

FOOD!

TIME TO MAKE SOME BILLION - DOLLAR DECISIONS.

I'M GOING FERAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Feral Foodie"

Summary:

The comic strip "Feral Foodie" by Scott Adams, originally published in a newspaper, follows the misadventures of Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive appearance, and his coworker, a woman with a large hairdo. The story begins with Dilbert's coworker asking him to join her for lunch, which he declines due to a busy schedule.

As they continue to discuss their plans, the coworker becomes increasingly frustrated with Dilbert's lack of enthusiasm, leading to a series of humorous exchanges. The conversation escalates, with the coworker eventually declaring that she will make some "billion-dollar decisions" and that Dilbert is going "feral."

The comic strip pokes fun at the challenges of working with colleagues and the absurdities of everyday office life. Through its witty dialogue and relatable characters, "Feral Foodie" provides a lighthearted and entertaining commentary on the quirks of modern workplace culture.

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