Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 19th April 2015

Dilbert//9500, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 19th April 2015

Tags

deciding, lunch, choosing, technology, options, yelp, frustration

Official transcript

How To Eat Lunch. Dilbert: Lunch? Alice: Sure. Where do you want to go? Dilbert: Well, let's see... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: You're slow. Let me check! Dilbert: No... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: No... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... no... Dilbert: No... no... no... no... no... no... Alice: How about this... No, bad review. Dilbert: How about this... No, they have no tables. [45 Minutes Later] Alice: Show me food! Dilbert: Food! Food! Food! Boss: Time to make some billion-dollar decisions. Dilbert: I'm going feral!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HOW TO EAT LUNCH LUNCH?

SURE.

WHERE DO YOU WANT TO GO?

WELL, LET'S SEE...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

YOU'RE SLOW.

LET ME CHECK!

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO...NO...

NO...NO NO...NO NO...NO HOW ABOUT THIS...

NO, BAD REVIEW.

HOW ABOUT THIS. ..

NO, THEY HAVE NO TABLES.

45 MINUTES LATER SHOW ME FOOD!

FOOD!

FOOD!

FOOD!

TIME TO MAKE SOME BILLION - DOLLAR DECISIONS.

I'M GOING FERAL!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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