Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st April 2015

Dilbert//9502, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 21st April 2015

And Alice Add Features

Tags

inventions, simplicity, engineers, complication, complicated, coffee, mug, overthinking

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Wally Invents the two-handled coffee mug

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR BOSS ASKED ME TO TOTALLY RUIN MY DOUBLE-HANDLED COFFEE MUG INVENTION BY ADDING FEATURES.

I AM ASKING EACH OF YOU TO SUPPRESS YOUR ENGINEERING IMPULSES JUST THIS ONE TIME AND LET THIS PERFECT PRODUCT STAY PERFECT.

IT WOULD BE PERFECT IF IT HAD WI-FI AND A PROJECTION KEYBOARD MAYBE ADD SOME HEALTH SENSORS AND GPS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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