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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd April 2015

Dilbert//9504, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 23rd April 2015

Smoking And Iq


Tags

smoking, cigarettes, tobacco, intelligence, i.q., interview, hiring


Official transcript

Technical Interview. Dilbert: Do you smoke? Man: What does that have to do with my technical skills? Dilbert: A 2010 Israeli study says smokers have lower intelligence. Man: How do you know stuff like that? Dilbert: Would it be funny if I said I don't smoke?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TECHNICAL INTERVIEW DO YOU SMOKE?

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY TECHNICAL SKILLS?

A 2010 ISRAELI STUDY SAYS SMOKERS HAVE LOWER INTELLIGENCE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW STUFF LIKE THAT?

WOULD IT BE FUNNY IF I SAID I DON'T SMOKE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Smokers Have Lower Intel-Ligence"

Summary:

This comic strip from 'Dilbert' features a technical interview where the interviewer asks the candidate if they smoke. The candidate responds that they do, and the interviewer inquires about the technical skills required for the position. The candidate reveals that a 2010 Israeli study found that smokers have lower intel-ligence, prompting the interviewer to ask how the candidate knows this information. The candidate responds with a witty remark, "Would it be funny if I said I don't smoke?" The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation and the candidate's clever response.

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