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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 23rd April 2015

Dilbert//9504, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 23rd April 2015

Smoking And Iq


Tags

smoking, cigarettes, tobacco, intelligence, i.q., interview, hiring


Official transcript

Technical Interview. Dilbert: Do you smoke? Man: What does that have to do with my technical skills? Dilbert: A 2010 Israeli study says smokers have lower intelligence. Man: How do you know stuff like that? Dilbert: Would it be funny if I said I don't smoke?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

TECHNICAL INTERVIEW DO YOU SMOKE?

WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH MY TECHNICAL SKILLS?

A 2010 ISRAELI STUDY SAYS SMOKERS HAVE LOWER INTELLIGENCE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW STUFF LIKE THAT?

WOULD IT BE FUNNY IF I SAID I DON'T SMOKE?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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