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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st May 2015

Dilbert//9512, first published 11 years ago on Friday 1st May 2015

Offends Coworkers


Tags

honesty, honest, truth, polite, politeness, etiquette & ethics


Official transcript

Boss: I'm hearing reports that you have been offending your co-workers. Dilbert: By being honest? Boss: Yes. Cut it out. Dilbert: Okay, will do. And you believe me, right?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I'M HEARING REPORTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING YOUR COWORKERS.

BY BEING HONEST?

YES.

CUT IT OUT.

OKAY, WILL DO.

AND YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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