Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 1st May 2015

Dilbert//9512, first published 11 years ago on Friday 1st May 2015

Offends Coworkers

Tags

honesty, honest, truth, polite, politeness, etiquette & ethics

Official transcript

Boss: I'm hearing reports that you have been offending your co-workers. Dilbert: By being honest? Boss: Yes. Cut it out. Dilbert: Okay, will do. And you believe me, right?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I'M HEARING REPORTS THAT YOU HAVE BEEN OFFENDING YOUR COWORKERS.

BY BEING HONEST?

YES.

CUT IT OUT.

OKAY, WILL DO.

AND YOU BELIEVE ME, RIGHT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Honesty is the Best Policy"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert, a bespectacled man with a distinctive hairstyle, who is being questioned by his boss about reports of him offending his coworkers.

• Scene 1: The boss asks Dilbert if he has been offending his coworkers, to which Dilbert responds, "I'm hearing reports that you have been offending your co-workers."
• Scene 2: The boss asks Dilbert if he is being honest, and Dilbert replies, "By being honest?"
• Scene 3: The boss instructs Dilbert to cut it out, and Dilbert asks, "Okay, will do. And you believe me, right?"

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of the situation, where Dilbert's response to the boss's question is met with skepticism, and the boss's instruction to cut it out is met with a sarcastic comment from Dilbert.

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