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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th May 2015

Dilbert//9522, first published 11 years ago on Monday 11th May 2015

Living Under A Bridge


Tags

debt, student loans, loans, salary, universities & colleges, money, wages


Official transcript

Boss: I can offer you a starting salary of $34,000 per year. Man: My student loan debt is $200,000. I would have to live under a bridge and forage for food. Boss: Our bridges have good reputations. Man: I heard the same thing about my college.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I CAN OFFER YOU A STARTING SALARY OF #34,000 PER YEAR MY STUDENT LOAN DEBT IS $200,000. I WOULD HAVE TO LIVE UNDER A BRIDGE AND FORAGE FOR FOOD.

OUR BRIDGES HAVE GOOD REPUTATIONS.

I HEARD THE SAME THING ABOUT MY COLLEGE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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