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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 13th May 2015

Dilbert//9524, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 13th May 2015

Agree With Idiots To Gain Trust


Tags

condescention, condescending, agreement, mocking, insult, insulting


Official transcript

Boss: Stop agreeing with me in ways that sound like you don't mean it. Dilbert: Experts say one should first agree with idiots to gain trust before trying to change their minds. Boss: You need to stop doing that. Dilbert: You are so right about that.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

STOP AGREEING WITH ME IN WAYS THAT SOUND LIKE YOU DON'T MEAN IT.

EXPERTS SAY ONE SHOULD FIRST AGREE WITH IDIOTS TO GAIN TRUST BEFORE TRYING TO CHANGE THEIR MINDS.

YOU NEED TO STOP DOING THAT.

YOU ARE SO RIGHT ABOUT THAT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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