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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2015

Dilbert//9529, first published 11 years ago on Monday 18th May 2015

More Than Garfield


Tags

mondays, garfield, sarcasm, teasing, conversation, antisocial, alienation


Official transcript

Alice: I hate Mondays more than Garfield. Wally: Why do you hate Garfield at all? Is it his total disregard for lasagna ownership? Alice: Don't speak to me again until Tuesday. Wally: One day down, four to go.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HATE MONDAYS MORE THAN GARFIELD.

WHY DO YOU HATE GARFIELD AT ALL?

IS IT HIS TOTAL DISREGARD FOR LASAGNA OWNERSHIP?

DON T SPEAK TO ME AGAIN UNTIL TUESDAY.

ONE DAY DOWN, FOUR TO GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Mondays and Garfield"

Summary:

This comic strip, originally published in Dilbert, revolves around a conversation between two coworkers. The first coworker expresses their dislike for Mondays, citing Garfield as the reason. The second coworker inquires about the significance of Garfield's ownership of lasagna, leading to a humorous exchange. The coworker then announces their intention to take the day off on Tuesday, only to be met with skepticism when they reveal their plan to spend the day speaking to themselves. The strip's lighthearted tone and clever wordplay make it an entertaining addition to the Dilbert series.

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