Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th May 2015

Dilbert//9529, first published 11 years ago on Monday 18th May 2015

More Than Garfield

Tags

mondays, garfield, sarcasm, teasing, conversation, antisocial, alienation

Official transcript

Alice: I hate Mondays more than Garfield. Wally: Why do you hate Garfield at all? Is it his total disregard for lasagna ownership? Alice: Don't speak to me again until Tuesday. Wally: One day down, four to go.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HATE MONDAYS MORE THAN GARFIELD.

WHY DO YOU HATE GARFIELD AT ALL?

IS IT HIS TOTAL DISREGARD FOR LASAGNA OWNERSHIP?

DON T SPEAK TO ME AGAIN UNTIL TUESDAY.

ONE DAY DOWN, FOUR TO GO.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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