Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th May 2015

Dilbert//9531, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 20th May 2015

In The Long Run We Are All Dead

Tags

work, work ethic, existentialism, suffering, death, philosophy, pessimism, advice, medical

Official transcript

Dogbert: As you head to your horrible job, remember these inspirational words... In the long run, we're all dead. Dilbert: That feels like an oversimplification. Dogbert: I skipped the part where you suffer for 90 years.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AS YOU HEAD TO YOUR HORRIBLE JOB, REMEMBER THESE INSPIRATIONAL WORDS...

IN THE LONG RUN, WE'RE ALL DEAD.

THAT FEELS LIKE AN I SKIPPED OVER - THE PART SIMPLI- WHERE YOU FICATION.

SUFFER FOR 90 YEARS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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