Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd June 2015

Dilbert//9545, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 3rd June 2015

Ceo Delegates From A Distance With Catbert

Tags

punishment, cat, throwing, executives, animals

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Delegates by tossing Catbert at Problems

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE HAVING A FOOTBALL-SIZED EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

NOW I CAN DELEGATE FROM A DISTANCE.

I SENSE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES IN THAT DIRECTION! LAUNCH!

YOULL HAVE TO WALK AFTER THE FIRST TEN FEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Launch!" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic and humorous take on corporate life.

Panel 1: Dilbert is shown holding a red, football-sized creature with horns and a tail. The creature is labeled "Evil Director of Human Resources." Dilbert expresses his affection for the creature, stating, "I love having a football-sized evil director of human resources."

Panel 2: Dilbert announces, "Now I can delegate from a distance." He then points to the creature and says, "You'll have to walk after the first ten feet."

Panel 3: Dilbert's boss enters the scene, exclaiming, "I sense disgruntled employees in that direction!" He points at the creature, shouting, "Launch!"

Summary: The comic strip humorously depicts Dilbert's creative solution to dealing with a difficult coworker, using a literal interpretation of the phrase "delegate from a distance." The use of a fantastical creature adds to the comedic effect, making the strip an entertaining commentary on the challenges of working in a corporate environment.

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