Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 3rd June 2015

Dilbert//9545, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 3rd June 2015

Ceo Delegates From A Distance With Catbert

Tags

punishment, cat, throwing, executives, animals

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO Delegates by tossing Catbert at Problems

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE HAVING A FOOTBALL-SIZED EVIL DIRECTOR OF HUMAN RESOURCES.

NOW I CAN DELEGATE FROM A DISTANCE.

I SENSE DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES IN THAT DIRECTION! LAUNCH!

YOULL HAVE TO WALK AFTER THE FIRST TEN FEET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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