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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th June 2015

Dilbert//9547, first published 11 years ago on Friday 5th June 2015

Employees Are Our Most Valuable Asset


Tags

statement, value, motivation, backfire, praise


Official transcript

Boss: People are our most valuable asset. Dilbert: I will remind you of that when I ask for a raise. Alice: Me, too. Boss; It blew up in my face.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE ARE OUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET.

I WILL REMIND YOU OF THAT WHEN I ASK FOR A RAISE.

ME TOO.

IT BLEW UP IN MY FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Asset or Liability?"

Summary:

The comic strip features a group of coworkers gathered around a table, with one individual stating, "People are our most valuable asset." The speaker is met with skepticism, and another coworker interjects, "I will remind you of that when I ask for a raise." The scene shifts to a red, cartoonish creature resembling a monster or alien, who is being referred to as an "asset" by a coworker. The coworker explains, "It blew up in my face," implying that the creature is a liability rather than an asset.

Key Elements:

  • A group of coworkers gathered around a table
  • One individual emphasizes the value of people as assets
  • Skepticism and disagreement among coworkers
  • A red, cartoonish creature is introduced as an "asset"
  • The coworker who referred to the creature as an asset explains that it "blew up in my face," implying it is a liability

Themes:

  • The importance of evaluating assets and liabilities effectively
  • The potential consequences of misjudging the value of something
  • The humor and irony in the situation

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