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Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 5th June 2015

Dilbert//9547, first published 11 years ago on Friday 5th June 2015

Employees Are Our Most Valuable Asset


Tags

statement, value, motivation, backfire, praise


Official transcript

Boss: People are our most valuable asset. Dilbert: I will remind you of that when I ask for a raise. Alice: Me, too. Boss; It blew up in my face.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

PEOPLE ARE OUR MOST VALUABLE ASSET.

I WILL REMIND YOU OF THAT WHEN I ASK FOR A RAISE.

ME TOO.

IT BLEW UP IN MY FACE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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