Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th June 2015

Dilbert//9555, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 13th June 2015

Health Sensor Predictes Death

Tags

invention, success, technology, health monitor, fitbit, smart watch, heart, heart rate, death, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - The smartwatch project

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE HEALTH SENSORS YOU BUILT INTO OUR SMART WATCH PROTOTYPE AREN'T WORKING.

ACCORDING TO YOUR STUPID SENSORS, MY HEART IS GOING TO STOP BEATING IN ...

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Smart Watch Health Sensors"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a bespectacled character, seated at a conference table alongside his colleagues. The conversation begins with one colleague expressing concerns about the health sensors integrated into their smart watches, which are not functioning properly.

Dilbert responds with a witty remark, stating that according to his own heart's sensors, his heart is going to stop beating in. The colleague is taken aback by Dilbert's response, while Dilbert appears to be genuinely concerned about his own health.

The comic strip concludes with Dilbert exclaiming "YAY ME!" in a thought bubble, suggesting that he is excited about the prospect of his heart stopping. The humor in the strip lies in Dilbert's deadpan delivery and the absurdity of his response to the situation.

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