Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 21st June 2015

Dilbert//9563, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 21st June 2015

Tags

wifi, wi-fi, internet, coffee shop, public, privacy, security, technology, cyber security, password, identity, identity theft, passwords

Official transcript

Dilbert: Yay, you have wi-fi! Now I can drink overpriced coffee while strangers steal my passwords. The timing is sort of a coincidence. Because I was just wondering what would be the fastest way to lose everything I own. And this fixes one of my other big problems too... I always want to share my browser history with strangers, and now I can! By the way, I'm Dilbert. Elbonian: I was Gropnorb, but now I go by Fred. Dilbert: Did a guy named Fred use your wi-fi? Elbonian: Right after he under-tipped.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

YAY, YOU HAVE WI-FI!

Elbonian Coffee Hut WI-FI NOW I CAN DRINK OVERPRICED COFFEE WHILE STRANGERS STEAL MY PASSWORDS.

THE TIMING IS SORT OF A COINCIDENCE.

WI-FI BECAUSE I WAS JUST WONDERING WHAT WOULD BE THE FASTEST WAY TO LOSE EVERYTHING I OWN.

AND THIS FIXES ONE OF MY OTHER BIG PROBLEMS TOO I ALWAYS WANT TO SHARE MY BROWSER HISTORY WITH STRANGERS, AND NOW I CAN!

BY THE WAY, I'M DILBERT.

I WAS GONOR I GO BY FRED.

DID A GUY NAMED FRED USE YOUR WI-FI?

RIGHT AFTER HE UNDER - TIPPED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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