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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 23rd June 2015

Dilbert//9565, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 23rd June 2015

Checking On Assumptions


Tags

criticism, insult, strategy, managers, underling


Official transcript

Dilbert: I researched the assumptions behind your strategy and discovered they are unfounded. So I guess that means you will be changing your strategy. Alice: Did it make a difference? Dilbert: Yes, in the sense that he hates me more.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I RESEARCHED THE ASSUMPTIONS BEHIND YOUR STRATEGY AND DISCOVERED THEY ARE UNFOUNDED.

SO I GUESS THAT MEANS YOU WILL BE CHANGING YOUR STRATEGY.

DID IT MAKE A DIFFERENCE?

YES, IN THE SENSE THAT HE HATES ME MORE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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