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Dilbert//9579, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 7th July 2015

Whistleblower Laws


Tags

law, legal issues, lawyer, on the lam, whistleblower, technicality, loophole, legal


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - Dilbert Goes off the Grid

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE RUN FOR KILLING GOVERNMENT AGENTS.

I ONLY KILLED THE BAD ONES. MY LAWYER SAYS THAT'S LEGAL NOW UNDER THE WHISTLE- BLOWER LAWS.

EARLIER THAT DAY IT WAS A TAD AGGRESSIVE, BUT I THINK YOU'RE FINE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Earlier That Day"

Summary:

The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic remarks and workplace struggles. The story unfolds as follows:

  • A coworker asks Dilbert if he was on the run for killing government agents, to which Dilbert responds that he only killed the "bad ones."
  • The coworker expresses concern that Dilbert's actions are now legal under the whistleblower laws.
  • Dilbert retorts that it was a "tad aggressive," but he thinks the coworker is "fine."

The comic strip humorously highlights the absurdity of workplace interactions and the challenges of navigating complex laws and regulations.

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