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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th July 2015

Dilbert//9585, first published 11 years ago on Monday 13th July 2015

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slave, slaves, slavery, owner, obliviousness, nuance, help, maid, maids, servant, servants, semantics


Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO is Slave Owner

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A SLAVE OWNER NOW.

THAT IS UNFAIR.

I BUY A FEW ELBONIANS ON THE INTERNET AND SUDDENLY I'M THE "SLAVE OWNER" GUY.

YOU ARE LITERALLY AN OWNER OF SLAVES.

I PREFER TO THINK OF THEM AS BAD NEGOTIATORS.

CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "A Slave Owner's Dilemma"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a conversation between two individuals, one of whom is a slave owner. The slave owner expresses their preference for being considered an owner rather than a bad negotiator. The conversation highlights the complexities and nuances of power dynamics in relationships.

Key Points:

  • A slave owner expresses their preference for being viewed as an owner rather than a bad negotiator.
  • The conversation touches on the complexities of power dynamics in relationships.
  • The comic strip explores themes of ownership, negotiation, and personal identity.

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