Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 13th July 2015

Dilbert//9585, first published 11 years ago on Monday 13th July 2015

Buy One Elbonian

Tags

slave, slaves, slavery, owner, obliviousness, nuance, help, maid, maids, servant, servants, semantics

Official transcript

Dilbert Comic Strip Series - CEO is Slave Owner

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I HEAR YOU'RE A SLAVE OWNER NOW.

THAT IS UNFAIR.

I BUY A FEW ELBONIANS ON THE INTERNET AND SUDDENLY I'M THE "SLAVE OWNER" GUY.

YOU ARE LITERALLY AN OWNER OF SLAVES.

I PREFER TO THINK OF THEM AS BAD NEGOTIATORS.

CONTINUED

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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