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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 21st July 2015

Dilbert//9593, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 21st July 2015

Why Can't You Be Happy


Tags

negative, negativity, happiness, catch-22, happy, psychology


Official transcript

Boss: I'm tired of your negativity, Alice. Alice: Why can't you be happy about it? Boss: How can I be happy about something negative? Alice: Aren't you asking me to do that? Or am I missing the point?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IM TIRED OF YOUR NEGATIVITY, ALICE.

WHY CAN T YOU BE HAPPY ABOUT IT?

HOW CAN I BE HAPPY ABOUT SOMETHING NEGATIVE?

AREN'T YOU ASKING ME TO DO THAT?

OR AM I MISSING THE POINT?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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