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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th July 2015

Dilbert//9598, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 26th July 2015


Tags

meeting, first impression, culture, interview, job interview, deception, revenge, nice, niceness, nice people, business


Official transcript

Job Interview. Boss; When I make hiring decisions, my biggest priority is cultural fit. Man: Your buzzwords are like music to my unemployed ears. And here come some employees who can tell me about your company culture. Boss: Uh-oh. Man: Hey, guys. Can I ask some questions about the culture here? Dilbert: Working here is like a paradise. Wally: Best place ever. Dilbert: Our days are full of laughter, hugging, and camaraderie. Wally: Coffee is free! Man: Wow. Thanks. I look forward to working here. Boss: ??? Dilbert: I didn't like that guy. Wally: I'm glad we got our revenge in advance.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WHEN I MAKE HIRING DECISIONS, MY BIGGEST PRIORITY IS CULTURAL FIT.

YOUR BUZZWORDS ARE LIKE MUSIC TO MY UNEMPLOYED EARS.

AND HERE COME SOME EMPLOYEES WHO CAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COMPANY CULTURE.

UH-OH.

HEY, GUYS. CAN I ASK SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CULTURE HERE?

WORKING HERE IS LIKE A PARADISE.

BEST PLACE EVER.

OUR DAYS ARE FULL OF LAUGHTER, HUGGING, AND CAMARADERIE.

COFFEE IS FREE!

WOW. THANKS. I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING HERE.

I DIDN'T LIKE THAT GUY.

I'M GLAD WE GOT OUR REVENGE IN ADVANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "Culture Fit"

Summary:

The comic strip, "Culture Fit," by Scott Adams, humorously explores the concept of company culture during a job interview. The interviewee, a man, is asked about his cultural fit by the interviewer, a woman. He responds that his biggest priority is cultural fit, which is met with skepticism by the interviewer.

The conversation takes an unexpected turn when the interviewer reveals that the company's culture is centered around laughter, hugging, and camaraderie, with free coffee. The interviewee is initially perplexed but eventually warms up to the idea, asking if he can ask some questions about the culture.

However, the interviewer responds that the company doesn't like that guy, implying that the interviewee may not be a good fit after all. The comic strip pokes fun at the idea of corporate culture and the often awkward nature of job interviews.

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