Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 26th July 2015

Dilbert//9598, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 26th July 2015

Tags

meeting, first impression, culture, interview, job interview, deception, revenge, nice, niceness, nice people, business

Official transcript

Job Interview. Boss; When I make hiring decisions, my biggest priority is cultural fit. Man: Your buzzwords are like music to my unemployed ears. And here come some employees who can tell me about your company culture. Boss: Uh-oh. Man: Hey, guys. Can I ask some questions about the culture here? Dilbert: Working here is like a paradise. Wally: Best place ever. Dilbert: Our days are full of laughter, hugging, and camaraderie. Wally: Coffee is free! Man: Wow. Thanks. I look forward to working here. Boss: ??? Dilbert: I didn't like that guy. Wally: I'm glad we got our revenge in advance.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

JOB INTERVIEW WHEN I MAKE HIRING DECISIONS, MY BIGGEST PRIORITY IS CULTURAL FIT.

YOUR BUZZWORDS ARE LIKE MUSIC TO MY UNEMPLOYED EARS.

AND HERE COME SOME EMPLOYEES WHO CAN TELL ME ABOUT YOUR COMPANY CULTURE.

UH-OH.

HEY, GUYS. CAN I ASK SOME QUESTIONS ABOUT THE CULTURE HERE?

WORKING HERE IS LIKE A PARADISE.

BEST PLACE EVER.

OUR DAYS ARE FULL OF LAUGHTER, HUGGING, AND CAMARADERIE.

COFFEE IS FREE!

WOW. THANKS. I LOOK FORWARD TO WORKING HERE.

I DIDN'T LIKE THAT GUY.

I'M GLAD WE GOT OUR REVENGE IN ADVANCE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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