Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 5th August 2015

Dilbert//9608, first published 11 years ago on Wednesday 5th August 2015

Ted Died Last Week

Tags

listening, listen, listener, silence, death, dead, attention, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: Ted died in his cubicle. Alice: When? Dilbert: About a week ago. They just found him. Alice: Remember when I said Ted is an unusually good listener? I have new data.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

TED DIED IN HIS CUBICLE.

WHEN?

ABOUT A WEEK AGO.

THEY JUST FOUND HIM REMEMBER WHEN I SAID TED IS AN UNUSUALLY GOOD LISTENER?

I HAVE NEW DATA.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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