Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 8th August 2015

Dilbert//9611, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 8th August 2015

The World Always Needs Bankers

Tags

banking, big business, college, crime, debt, future, hope, job, money, robot, robots, stealing, business, education

Official transcript

Carol: My son is trying to pick a major for college. Do you have any advice? Dilbert: Well, it will take him fifteen years to pay off his student loans, but most jobs will be replaced by robots in ten. But the world always needs bankers. Carol: We're trying to steer him away from crime.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY SON IS TRYING TO PICK A MAJOR FOR COLLEGE. DO YOU HAVE ANY ADVICE?

WELL, IT WILL TAKE HIM FIFTEEN YEARS TO PAY OFF HIS STUDENT LOANS, BUT MOST JOBS WILL BE REPLACED BY ROBOTS IN TEN.

BUT THE WORLD ALWAYS NEEDS BANKERS.

WERE TRYING TO STEER HIM AWAY FROM CRIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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