Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 11th October 2015

Dilbert//9675, first published 11 years ago on Sunday 11th October 2015

Tags

manager, work, results, observation, thinking, strategy, proof, evidence

Official transcript

Wally: I did a huge amount of work this week. I created a matrix that compares all of our technology options. Boss: Can I see this alleged matrix? Wally: It's in my head. I didn't see a need to write it down. Boss: How would I know if you did it right? Wally: You're not an engineer, so you wouldn't know it was right even if you saw it. You tell me to "work smarter"

but you get angry when I do. Boss: You're not allowed to do your work in your head! Wally: Which body part do you use?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DID A HUGE AMOUNT OF WORK THIS WEEK.

I CREATED A MATRIX THAT COMPARES ALL OF OUR TECHNOLOGY OPTIONS.

CAN I SEE THIS ALLEGED MATRIX?

IT'S IN MY HEAD.

I DIDN'T SEE A NEED TO WRITE IT DOWN.

HOW WOULD I KNOW IF YOU DID IT RIGHT?

YOU'RE NOT AN ENGINEER, SO YOU WOULDN'T KNOW IT WAS RIGHT EVEN IF YOU SAW IT.

YOU TELL ME TO "WORK SMARTER" BUT YOU GET ANGRY WHEN I DO.

YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO DO YOUR WORK IN YOUR HEAD!

WHICH BODY PART DO YOU USE?

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