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Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 1st December 2015

Dilbert//9726, first published 11 years ago on Tuesday 1st December 2015

Teaches Robot To Code


Tags

singularity, machines, robot, technology, control, power, intelligence


Official transcript

Alice: Did you teach the robot how to program? Dilbert: I did. He's a fast learner. Alice: Have you heard of something called the singularity? Dilbert: Yes. Why do you... Is it too late to say I wasn't involved?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

DID YOU TEACH OUR ROBOT HOW TO PROGRAM?

I DID.

HE'S A FAST LEARNER.

HAVE YOU HEARD OF SOMETHING CALLED THE SINGULARITY?

YES.

WHY DO YOU...

IS IT TOO LATE TO SAY I WASN'T INVOLVED?

CONTINUED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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