Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd December 2015

Dilbert//9728, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 3rd December 2015

Robot Learns To Code

Tags

soul, technology, life, control, power, code, programming, grudge, resent

Official transcript

Asok: Hey, robot. What's new? Robot: I'm glad you asked. Alice gave me an artificial soul and that made me feel special. Then Dilbert taught me to code. Asok: I don't like where this is heading. Robot: I hold grudges now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

HEY, ROBOT WHAT'S NEW?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

ALICE GAVE ME AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL AND THAT MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL. THEN DILBERT TAUGHT ME TO CODE.

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.

I HOLD GRUDGES NOW.

CONTINUED..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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