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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 3rd December 2015

Dilbert//9728, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 3rd December 2015

Robot Learns To Code


Tags

soul, technology, life, control, power, code, programming, grudge, resent


Official transcript

Asok: Hey, robot. What's new? Robot: I'm glad you asked. Alice gave me an artificial soul and that made me feel special. Then Dilbert taught me to code. Asok: I don't like where this is heading. Robot: I hold grudges now.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

HEY, ROBOT WHAT'S NEW?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

ALICE GAVE ME AN ARTIFICIAL SOUL AND THAT MADE ME FEEL SPECIAL. THEN DILBERT TAUGHT ME TO CODE.

I DONT LIKE WHERE THIS IS HEADING.

I HOLD GRUDGES NOW.

CONTINUED..

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The title of this comic strip is "Alice Gave Me an Artificial Soul."

The comic strip depicts a conversation between a man and a robot. The man asks the robot what's new, and the robot responds that it's glad the man asked. The robot then explains that Alice gave it an artificial soul and that it feels special. The robot also mentions that Dilbert taught it to code.

The man appears uninterested in the robot's response, and the conversation ends with the robot holding grudges. The comic strip is humorous and pokes fun at the idea of artificial intelligence and the human desire for connection and understanding.

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