Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th December 2015

Dilbert//9730, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 5th December 2015

How It Would Be With Robots In Charge

Tags

technology, slave, enslavement, power, responsibility, laziness, work ethic, annoyance, frustration

Official transcript

Robot: Buwhahahaha! I will use my superior robot brain to enslave humankind! Wally: That probably sounds better than it would actually be. How It Would Be: Wally: I'm tired. I need to recharge. Robot: Gaaaa!!! I hate owning you!

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I WILL USE MY SUPERIOR ROBOT BRAIN TO ENSLAVE HUMANKIND!

THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS BETTER THAN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE.

HOW IT WOULD BE I'M TIRED.

I NEED TO RECHARGE.

GAAAA!!!

I HATE OWNING YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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