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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 5th December 2015

Dilbert//9730, first published 11 years ago on Saturday 5th December 2015

How It Would Be With Robots In Charge


Tags

technology, slave, enslavement, power, responsibility, laziness, work ethic, annoyance, frustration


Official transcript

Robot: Buwhahahaha! I will use my superior robot brain to enslave humankind! Wally: That probably sounds better than it would actually be. How It Would Be: Wally: I'm tired. I need to recharge. Robot: Gaaaa!!! I hate owning you!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I WILL USE MY SUPERIOR ROBOT BRAIN TO ENSLAVE HUMANKIND!

THAT PROBABLY SOUNDS BETTER THAN IT WOULD ACTUALLY BE.

HOW IT WOULD BE I'M TIRED.

I NEED TO RECHARGE.

GAAAA!!!

I HATE OWNING YOU!

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "How It Would Be"

Summary:

The comic strip, originally published in "Dilbert," features a conversation between a robot and its human creator. The robot expresses its desire to enslave humanity, while the human is tired and needs to recharge. The robot's response is a humorous commentary on the human's attitude towards technology. The strip pokes fun at the idea of robots taking over and the human's reliance on technology. The use of humor and satire highlights the absurdity of the situation, making it an entertaining and thought-provoking read.

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