Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 7th December 2015

Dilbert//9732, first published 11 years ago on Monday 7th December 2015

Dna Kit Predicts Health Issues

Tags

technology, future, death, prediction, health, reaction, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I combined a DNA test kit with big data to predict a person's future health issues. That depressing knowledge caused every member of the test group to make risky lifestyle choices. Now half of them are dead. At the risk of bragging, that's exactly what my model predicted.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I COMBINED A DNA TEST KIT WITH BIG DATA TO PREDICT A PERSON'S FUTURE HEALTH ISSUES.

THAT DEPRESSING KNOWLEDGE CAUSED EVERY MEMBER OF THE TEST GROUP TO MAKE RISKY LIFESTYLE CHOICES. NOW HALF OF THEM ARE DEAD.

AT THE RISK OF BRAGGING, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT MY MODEL PREDICTED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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