Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 24th December 2015

Dilbert//9749, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 24th December 2015

Carl Asks What

Tags

insult, dupe, trick

Official transcript

Alice: Carl, I see something in you. Carl: What? Alice: The blank stare of incompetence. Wally: Never ask "what."

Alice: Guess what else.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

CARL, I SEE SOMETHING IN YOU.

WHAT?

THE BLANK STARE OF INCOMPETENCE.

NEVER ASK "WHAT." GUESS WHAT ELSE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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