Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st December 2015

Dilbert//9756, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 31st December 2015

Why All The Women Leave

Tags

women, technology, quitting, repulsion, standards, gender, hiring, sabotage

Official transcript

Boss: Why do all of the women I hire quit within the first week? Wally: I'm guessing they have high standards, or something along those lines. Boss: They seem to quit soon after they meet you. Wally: Hypothesis confirmed.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WHY DO ALL OF THE WOMEN I HIRE QUIT WITHIN THE FIRST WEEK?

I'M GUESSING THEY HAVE HIGH STANDARDS, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

THEY SEEM TO QUIT SOON AFTER THEY MEET YOU.

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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