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Dilbert cartoon first published on Thursday 31st December 2015

Dilbert//9756, first published 11 years ago on Thursday 31st December 2015

Why All The Women Leave


Tags

women, technology, quitting, repulsion, standards, gender, hiring, sabotage


Official transcript

Boss: Why do all of the women I hire quit within the first week? Wally: I'm guessing they have high standards, or something along those lines. Boss: They seem to quit soon after they meet you. Wally: Hypothesis confirmed.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

WHY DO ALL OF THE WOMEN I HIRE QUIT WITHIN THE FIRST WEEK?

I'M GUESSING THEY HAVE HIGH STANDARDS, OR SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.

THEY SEEM TO QUIT SOON AFTER THEY MEET YOU.

HYPOTHESIS CONFIRMED.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Title: "The Great Resignation"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around a manager's inquiry about the high rate of employee turnover within the first week. The employees' responses reveal a common theme: they quit to pursue new opportunities after meeting their manager.

Key Points:

  • The manager is perplexed by the frequent resignations.
  • Employees attribute their departures to meeting the manager.
  • A hypothesis is proposed that the manager's presence may be the reason for the high turnover rate.

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