Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 2nd January 2016

Dilbert//9758, first published ten years ago on Saturday 2nd January 2016

That's Motivation Not Stalking

Tags

compliment, managers, jargon, sincerity, insincere, motivation, motivate, annoyance, frustration

Official transcript

Boss: Alice, you're doing a great job and the company values you. Alice: Your insincere management babble is making me uncomfortable. Boss: That's motivation you're feeling. Alice: I'm getting more of a stalker vibe.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALICE, YOU'RE DOING A GREAT JOB AND THE COMPANY VALUES YOU.

YOUR INSINCERE MANAGEMENT BABBLE IS MAKING ME UNCOMFORTABLE.

THAT'S MOTIVATION YOU'RE FEELING.

IM GETTING MORE OF A STALKER VIBE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Stalker Vibe"

Summary:

• Alice, an employee, receives a compliment from her boss, but her insincere tone makes her uncomfortable.
• The boss's motivation is unclear, and Alice senses a "stalker vibe" from him.
• The comic strip humorously highlights the awkwardness of office interactions and the importance of genuine communication.

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