Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 4th January 2016

Dilbert//9760, first published ten years ago on Monday 4th January 2016

Boss Offers To Help

Tags

deadline, help, manager, incompetent, obliviousness, extension

Official transcript

Dilbert: I can't get everything done by the deadline. Boss: I'll stop by later to help. Dilbert: That's funny. Boss: What's funny? Dilbert: Using incompetence as a substitute for time.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I CAN'T GET EVERYTHING DONE BY THE DEADLINE.

I'LL STOP BY LATER TO HELP.

THAT'S FUNNY.

WHAT'S FUNNY?

USING INCOMPETENCE AS A SUBSTITUTE FOR TIME.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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