Dilbert cartoon first published on Friday 8th January 2016

Dilbert//9764, first published ten years ago on Friday 8th January 2016

Wearing Gloves To Handle Spreadsheet

Tags

numbers, math, blame, messenger, education

Official transcript

Dilbert: My boss asked me to show you some numbers he put together. CEO: Why are you wearing gloves? Dilbert: I'm afraid to get it on my hands.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MY BOSS ASKED ME TO SHOW YOU SOME NUMBERS HE PUT TOGETHER.

WHY ARE YOU WEARING GLOVES?

IM AFRAID TO GET IT ON MY HANDS.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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