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Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th January 2016

Dilbert//9766, first published ten years ago on Sunday 10th January 2016


Tags

justice, trial, jury duty, laziness, lazy, juror, legal system


Official transcript

Wally: I got called for jury duty. I'll probably be gone for weeks. I think I would be a good juror. As I understand the job, you sit in a chair doing nothing for hours. Boss: You're supposed to pay attention to the trial. Wally: That's what the other eleven people are for. There's a lot of redundancy in the system. Time to serve up some justice.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

I GOT CALLED FOR JURY DUTY I'LL PROBABLY BE GONE FOR WEEKS.

I THINK I WOULD BE A GOOD JUROR.

AS I UNDERSTAND THE JOB, YOU SIT IN A CHAIR DOING NOTHING FOR HOURS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE TRIAL.

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER ELEVEN PEOPLE ARE FOR.

THERE'S A LOT OF REDUNDANCY IN THE SYSTEM.

TIME TO SERVE UP SOME JUSTICE.

JURY ROOM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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