Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 10th January 2016

Dilbert//9766, first published ten years ago on Sunday 10th January 2016

Tags

justice, trial, jury duty, laziness, lazy, juror, legal system

Official transcript

Wally: I got called for jury duty. I'll probably be gone for weeks. I think I would be a good juror. As I understand the job, you sit in a chair doing nothing for hours. Boss: You're supposed to pay attention to the trial. Wally: That's what the other eleven people are for. There's a lot of redundancy in the system. Time to serve up some justice.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I GOT CALLED FOR JURY DUTY I'LL PROBABLY BE GONE FOR WEEKS.

I THINK I WOULD BE A GOOD JUROR.

AS I UNDERSTAND THE JOB, YOU SIT IN A CHAIR DOING NOTHING FOR HOURS.

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO PAY ATTENTION TO THE TRIAL.

THAT'S WHAT THE OTHER ELEVEN PEOPLE ARE FOR.

THERE'S A LOT OF REDUNDANCY IN THE SYSTEM.

TIME TO SERVE UP SOME JUSTICE.

JURY ROOM

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "Jury Duty"

Summary:

• The comic strip follows Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic humor and workplace struggles, as he navigates the challenges of jury duty.
• The strip is divided into six panels, each depicting a different scene or conversation.
• In the first panel, Dilbert is called for jury duty and expresses his reluctance, stating "I got called for jury duty" and "I'll probably be gone for weeks."
• The second panel shows Dilbert's coworker, Wally, who is also on the jury, saying "You're supposed to pay attention to the trial" and "That's what the other eleven people are for."
• In the third panel, Dilbert's boss, the Pointy-Haired Boss, is shown saying "I think I would be a good juror" and "As I understand the job, you sit in a chair doing nothing for hours."
• The fourth panel depicts Dilbert in the jury room, where he says "There's a lot of redundancy in the system" and "Time to serve up some justice."
• Throughout the strip, Dilbert's sarcastic comments and reactions provide humor and commentary on the monotony and bureaucracy of the jury system.

Overall, the comic strip pokes fun at the idea of jury duty and the monotony of the process, while also highlighting Dilbert's signature wit and sarcasm.

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