Dilbert cartoon first published on Tuesday 12th January 2016

Dilbert//9768, first published ten years ago on Tuesday 12th January 2016

Charge All Hours To Projects

Tags

logic, billing, honesty, fraud, money, time

Official transcript

Boss: Make sure you charge 100 percent of your time to project codes. Dilbert: Are you asking us to fraudulently apply our miscellaneous hours to specific projects so we can overbill clients? Boss: It's not a crime if you pretend it was an accident. Dilbert: Did you learn that in "flaw"

school?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

MAKE SURE YOU CHARGE 100% OF YOUR TIME TO PROJECT CODES.

ARE YOU ASKING US TO FRAUDULENTLY APPLY OUR MISCELLANEOUS HOURS TO SPECIFIC PROJECTS SO WE CAN OVERBILL CLIENTS?

IT'S NOT A CRIME IF YOU PRETEND IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.

DID YOU LEARN THAT IN "FLAW" SCHOOL?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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