Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 23rd January 2016

Dilbert//9779, first published ten years ago on Saturday 23rd January 2016

Retirement Plan

Tags

retirement, future, planning, plan, death, aging, work, savings, dying, medical

Official transcript

Dilbert: I saw an article that says most people don't have any kind of retirement plan. Wally: I plan to live an unhealthy lifestyle and pass away in my cubicle, preferably on a Monday. Dilbert: That's a terrible plan. Wally: Better than average, according to you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I SAW AN ARTICLE THAT SAYS MOST PEOPLE DON'T HAVE ANY KIND OF RETIREMENT PLAN I PLAN TO LIVE AN UNHEALTHY LIFESTYLE AND PASS AWAY IN MY CUBICLE, PREFERABLY ON A MONDAY.

THAT'S A TERRIBLE PLAN.

BETTER THAN AVERAGE, ACCORDING TO YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "A Healthy Lifestyle"

Summary:

• The comic strip features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and cynicism, discussing his retirement plans with another character.
• Dilbert reveals that he plans to live an unhealthy lifestyle and pass away in his cubicle on a Monday, which is considered a terrible plan according to him.
• The punchline of the joke is that Dilbert's plan is actually better than average, according to him, implying that he is not optimistic about his future.
• The comic strip uses humor to comment on the monotony and drudgery of office work, as well as the lack of excitement and fulfillment in Dilbert's life.

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