Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 8th February 2016

Dilbert//9795, first published ten years ago on Monday 8th February 2016

Employee Hat With Sensors

Tags

mind control, thoughts, police, policing, work ethic, leisure, daydreaming, control, surveillance, legal

Official transcript

Boss: The sensors in your employee hat tell me you are not having work-related thoughts. I have to dock your pay for all of that leisure time you try to sneak into your workday. Here's a screen shot of what you've been thinking. Dilbert: I'm going to remember this as a bad day.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

THE SENSORS IN YOUR EMPLOYEE HAT TELL ME YOU ARE NOT HAVING WORK-RELATED THOUGHTS.

I HAVE TO DOCK YOUR PAY FOR ALL OF THAT LEISURE TIME YOU TRY TO SNEAK INTO YOUR WORKDAY.

HERE'S A SCREEN SHOT OF WHAT YOUVE BEEN THINKING.

I'M GOING TO REMEMBER THIS AS A BAD DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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