Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th February 2016

Dilbert//9800, first published ten years ago on Saturday 13th February 2016

Yoga For Posture

Tags

yoga, posture, dating, attraction, women, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: I don't know what to do about my bad posture. Dogbert: Try yoga. Dilbert: Ooh, good idea. That will also improve my odds of meeting an attractive yoga-loving woman. Man: That was my plan too, but the full-stack guys gut here early and scared away the yoga women.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY BAD POSTURE.

TRY YOGA.

OOH, GOOD IDEA.

THAT WILL ALSO IMPROVE MY ODDS OF MEETING AN ATTRACTIVE YOGA - LOVING WOMAN.

THAT WAS MY PLAN TOO, BUT THE FULL- STACK GUYS GOT HERE EARLY AND SCARED AWAY THE YOGA WOMEN.

Yoga

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Yoga for Men"

Summary:

The comic strip revolves around Dilbert's attempts to improve his posture through yoga, despite initial reservations. The strip consists of three panels, each depicting Dilbert's interactions with his coworkers.

• Panel 1: Dilbert is shown trying to do yoga, but struggles with his bad posture. He decides to try yoga to improve his odds of meeting an attractive yoga-loving woman.
• Panel 2: Dilbert is seen attempting yoga again, this time with more success. However, he realizes that the full-stack guys have already arrived and are scared away by the yoga women.
• Panel 3: Dilbert is shown standing next to a sign that reads "Yoga" and is surrounded by women doing yoga. He appears to have found success in his pursuit of improving his posture and attracting women who share his interests.

Overall, the comic strip humorously explores Dilbert's attempts to improve his posture and find love through yoga, highlighting the challenges and absurdities of modern dating.

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