Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 13th February 2016

Dilbert//9800, first published ten years ago on Saturday 13th February 2016

Yoga For Posture

Tags

yoga, posture, dating, attraction, women, relationships

Official transcript

Dilbert: I don't know what to do about my bad posture. Dogbert: Try yoga. Dilbert: Ooh, good idea. That will also improve my odds of meeting an attractive yoga-loving woman. Man: That was my plan too, but the full-stack guys gut here early and scared away the yoga women.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT MY BAD POSTURE.

TRY YOGA.

OOH, GOOD IDEA.

THAT WILL ALSO IMPROVE MY ODDS OF MEETING AN ATTRACTIVE YOGA - LOVING WOMAN.

THAT WAS MY PLAN TOO, BUT THE FULL- STACK GUYS GOT HERE EARLY AND SCARED AWAY THE YOGA WOMEN.

Yoga

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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