Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 17th February 2016

Dilbert//9804, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 17th February 2016

Gets Ready To Babysit

Tags

parent, parenting, babysitter, babysitting, children, listening, family

Official transcript

Dilbert: Is there anything I need to know before I babysit your kids tonight? Carol: They won't do anything you ask, and they don't respond to threats or consequences. Dilbert: So... what am I supposed to do? Carol: Try finding some idiot to babysit for you.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IS THERE ANYTHING I NEED TO KNOW BEFORE I BABYSIT YOUR KIDS TONIGHT?

THEY WON'T DO ANYTHING YOU ASK, AND THEY DON T RESPOND TO THREATS OR CONSEQUENCES.

SO..

WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?

TRY FINDING SOME IDIOT TO BABYSIT FOR YOU.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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