Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th March 2016

Dilbert//9835, first published ten years ago on Saturday 19th March 2016

Boss Is Victim Of Identity Thief

Tags

identity theft, impostor, insult, investment, money, stealing, guest artist, josh shipley

Official transcript

Boss: An identity thief stole my identity and opened a brokerage account. Dilbert: How did they know he was an impostor? Did he make a smart investment? Boss: That isn't funny. Wally: Did the impostor have a sense of humor?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

AN IDENTITY THIEF STOLE MY IDENTITY AND OPENED A BROKERAGE ACCOUNT.

HOW DID THEY KNOW HE WAS AN IMPOSTOR? DID HE MAKE A SMART INVESTMENT?

THAT ISN'T FUNNY.

DID THE IMPOSTOR HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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