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Dilbert cartoon first published on Saturday 19th March 2016

Dilbert//9835, first published ten years ago on Saturday 19th March 2016

Boss Is Victim Of Identity Thief


Tags

identity theft, impostor, insult, investment, money, stealing, guest artist, josh shipley


Official transcript

Boss: An identity thief stole my identity and opened a brokerage account. Dilbert: How did they know he was an impostor? Did he make a smart investment? Boss: That isn't funny. Wally: Did the impostor have a sense of humor?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

AN IDENTITY THIEF STOLE MY IDENTITY AND OPENED A BROKERAGE ACCOUNT.

HOW DID THEY KNOW HE WAS AN IMPOSTOR? DID HE MAKE A SMART INVESTMENT?

THAT ISN'T FUNNY.

DID THE IMPOSTOR HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOR?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

The comic strip is titled "Identity Theft" and features Dilbert, a character known for his sarcastic wit and observations on office life. The strip revolves around an identity thief who has stolen Dilbert's identity and opened a brokerage account. The thief's actions lead to a series of humorous misunderstandings, as Dilbert's coworkers attempt to make sense of the situation.

Key Elements:

  • Dilbert's identity is stolen and used to open a brokerage account.
  • The thief makes a smart investment, which leads to confusion among Dilbert's coworkers.
  • The comic strip uses humor to poke fun at the absurdity of the situation and the reactions of those involved.

Overall:

The comic strip is a lighthearted and entertaining take on the concept of identity theft, using humor to highlight the absurdity of the situation.

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