Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th April 2016

Dilbert//9858, first published ten years ago on Monday 11th April 2016

The Science Of Astrology

Tags

astrology, metaphysics, science, planning, sign, zodiac, pseudoscience

Official transcript

Carol: I'll need to know your astrological sign before I put you on his schedule. In the old days, I just gave people the first available slot. It was chaos. Dilbert: So now you use the science of astrology? Carol: It's better than science. It's an art.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN BEFORE I PUT YOU ON HIS SCHEDULE.

IN THE OLD DAYS, I JUST GAVE PEOPLE THE FIRST AVAILABLE SLOT. IT WAS CHAOS.

SO NOW YOU USE THE SCIENCE OF ASTROLOGY?

IT'S BETTER THAN SCIENCE.

IT'S AN ART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "Astrology in the Workplace"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a conversation between an employee and their boss in a workplace setting. The employee is seeking to know their astrological sign before being placed on a schedule, which is met with skepticism by the boss. The boss questions the relevance of astrology in the workplace, prompting the employee to respond that it is an art. The boss remains unconvinced, highlighting the importance of science over art in their organization.

Key Points:

• The employee requests to know their astrological sign before being scheduled.
• The boss is skeptical of the relevance of astrology in the workplace.
• The employee defends astrology as an art, but the boss remains unconvinced.
• The boss emphasizes the importance of science over art in their organization.

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