Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 11th April 2016

Dilbert//9858, first published ten years ago on Monday 11th April 2016

The Science Of Astrology

Tags

astrology, metaphysics, science, planning, sign, zodiac, pseudoscience

Official transcript

Carol: I'll need to know your astrological sign before I put you on his schedule. In the old days, I just gave people the first available slot. It was chaos. Dilbert: So now you use the science of astrology? Carol: It's better than science. It's an art.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ILL NEED TO KNOW YOUR ASTROLOGICAL SIGN BEFORE I PUT YOU ON HIS SCHEDULE.

IN THE OLD DAYS, I JUST GAVE PEOPLE THE FIRST AVAILABLE SLOT. IT WAS CHAOS.

SO NOW YOU USE THE SCIENCE OF ASTROLOGY?

IT'S BETTER THAN SCIENCE.

IT'S AN ART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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