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Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 18th April 2016

Dilbert//9865, first published ten years ago on Monday 18th April 2016

Government Wants Access To Data


Tags

national security, privacy, technology, big business, terrorism


Official transcript

CEO: The government wants us to make software that can unlock the encrypted data of our users. Either we choose privacy or national security. Should we betray our customers or should we enable terrorists? Figure out which one is more profitable and get back to me. Boss: On it.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT WANTS US TO MAKE SOFTWARE THAT CAN UNLOCK THE ENCRYPTED DATA OF OUR USERS.

EITHER WE CHOOSE PRIVACY OR NATIONAL SECURITY. SHOULD WE BETRAY OUR CUSTOMERS OR SHOULD WE ENABLE TERRORISTS?

FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE IS MORE PROFITABLE AND GET .

ON IT.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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