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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th April 2016

Dilbert//9867, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 20th April 2016

The Government Is Listening


Tags

surveillance, fbi, privacy, technology, bug, spying, cell phone, iphone, apple


Official transcript

Boss: The government asked me for an update on your project. Dilbert: I'll talk into your phone. They listen to you all day long. Boss: This is unsettling. Dilbert: Everything is on schedule!

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

THE GOVERNMENT ASKED ME FOR AN UPDATE ON YOUR PROJECT.

I'LL TALK INTO YOUR PHONE. THEY LISTEN TO YOU ALL DAY LONG.

THIS IS UNSETTLING.

EVERYTHING IS ON SCHEDULE.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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