Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 25th April 2016

Dilbert//9872, first published ten years ago on Monday 25th April 2016

All Options Lead To Doom

Tags

failure, blame, responsibility, scapegoat

Official transcript

Dilbert: All of our options lead to doom. The only thing we can control is who we blame. Boss: That sounds about right. Except for the "we"

part.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

ALL OF OUR OPTIONS LEAD TO DOOM.

THE ONLY THING WE CAN CONTROL IS WHO WE BLAME.

THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT.

EXCEPT FOR THE "WE" PART.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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