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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 18th May 2016

Dilbert//9895, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 18th May 2016

When Wally Will Be Finished


Tags

laziness, work ethic, soon, deadline, procrastination, standoff


Official transcript

Woman: Can you get that done by Friday? Wally: I'll get back to you on that. Woman: When will you get back to me? Wally: Soon. Woman: How soon? Wally: I can do this all day.

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

CAN YOU GET THAT DONE BY FRIDAY?

I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT.

WHEN WILL YOU GET BACK ?

SOON.

HOW SOON?

I CAN DO THIS ALL DAY.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


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