Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 20th June 2016

Dilbert//9928, first published ten years ago on Monday 20th June 2016

Wally Heads Up Ai Project

Tags

work ethic, laziness, project, fake

Official transcript

Boss: Wally, I need you to head up our artificial intelligence project. You will have no budget and no hope of success. I just like saying we're working on AI. And you're completely useless, so it's a good match. Wally: I won't let you down.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WALLY, I NEED YOU TO HEAD UP OUR ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE PROJECT.

YOU WILL HAVE NO BUDGET AND NO HOPE OF SUCCESS. I JUST LIKE SAYING WE'RE WORKING ON AI.

AND YOU'RE COMPLETELY USELESS, SO IT'S A GOOD MATCH.

I WON'T LET YOU DOWN.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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