Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 3rd July 2016

Dilbert//9941, first published ten years ago on Sunday 3rd July 2016

Tags

punctuality, late, excuses, traffic, sleep, time management, health

Official transcript

Tina: Sorry I'm late. Traffic was terrible. Dilbert: Isn't the traffic from your house always terrible at this time of day? Tina: Exactly! That's why I'm late every day. Dilbert: Do you see any way you could fix that? Tina: I can't control the traffic. Dilbert: You could leave earlier. Tina: Then I wouldn't get enough sleep. Dilbert; You could go to bed earlier. Tina: Then I wouldn't have time to watch Netflix until two in the morning. Do you want me to hate my life? Dilbert: I didn't until now.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

SORRY IM LATE.

TRAFFIC WAS TERRIBLE.

ISN'T THE TRAFFIC FROM YOUR HOUSE ALWAYS TERRIBLE AT THIS TIME OF DAY?

EXACTLY! THAT'S WHY I'M LATE EVERY DAY.

DO YOU SEE ANY WAY YOU COULD FIX THAT?

I CAN'T CONTROL THE TRAFFIC.

YOU COULD LEAVE EARLIER.

THEN I WOULDN'T GET ENOUGH SLEEP.

YOU COULD GO TO BED EARLIER.

THEN I WOULDN'T HAVE TIME TO WATCH NETFLIX UNTIL TWO IN THE MORNING.

DO YOU WANT ME TO HATE MY LIFE?

DIDN'T UNTIL NOW.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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