Dilbert cartoon first published on Sunday 17th July 2016

Dilbert//9955, first published ten years ago on Sunday 17th July 2016

Tags

technology, learning, education, tutorial, frustration

Official transcript

Dilbert: I love living in a world where everything I need to know is on the Internet. I'll just hop over to YouTube and learn how to use my new app. Perfect! I can choose from over a hundred different tutorials! It will only take me an hour or so to figure out which one refers to my version of the software. Narrator: One hour later. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! These videos are poorly labeled! Narrator: Two hours later. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! This guy talks too slowly! Get to the point! Narrator: Three hours later. Dilbert: Gaaa!!! Why are my menu options different from the tutorial? I hate living in a world where everything I need to know is on the Internet.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

I LOVE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IS ON THE INTERNET.

I'LL JUST HOP OVER TO YOUTUBE AND LEARN HOW TO USE MY NEW APP.

PERFECT! I CAN CHOOSE FROM OVER A HUNDRED DIFFERENT TUTORIALS!

IT WILL ONLY TAKE ME AN HOUR OR SO TO FIGURE OUT WHICH ONE REFERS TO MY VERSION OF THE SOFTWARE.

ONE HOUR LATER GAAA!!! THESE VIDEOS ARE POORLY LABELED!

TWO HOURS LATER GAAA!!! THIS GUY TALKS TOO SLOWLY!

GET TO THE POINT!

THREE HOURS LATER GAAA!!! WHY ARE MY MENU OPTIONS DIFFERENT FROM THE TUTORIAL?

I HATE LIVING IN A WORLD WHERE EVERYTHING I NEED TO KNOW IS ON THE INTERNET.

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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