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Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th July 2016

Dilbert//9958, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 20th July 2016

Fits It All In One Slide


Tags

irrational, demands, managers, powerpoint, nonsense


Official transcript

Dilbert: It took me a hours to figure out how to fit everything you wanted into one slide. Boss: That's great. Now add in some stuff about the budget, our risks, and all of our competition. And keep it all on one slide. Dilbert: Have you ever listened to the noise coming from your mouth?

originally published on dilbert.com


Open source transcript

IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED INTO ONE SLIDE.

THAT'S GREAT.

NOW ADD IN SOME STUFF ABOUT THE BUDGET, OUR RISKS, AND ALL OF OUR COMPETITION.

AND KEEP IT ALL ON ONE SLIDE.

HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THE NOISE COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive


AI Analysis

Comic Strip Title: "The Budget Meeting"

Summary:

  • A man is trying to fit everything into one slide for a budget meeting.
  • He asks for help to keep the information on one slide.
  • The man is concerned that he has not included all the necessary information, such as risks and competition.
  • The person helping him suggests that he has listened to the noise coming from his mouth and should focus on the key points.

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