Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 20th July 2016

Dilbert//9958, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 20th July 2016

Fits It All In One Slide

Tags

irrational, demands, managers, powerpoint, nonsense

Official transcript

Dilbert: It took me a hours to figure out how to fit everything you wanted into one slide. Boss: That's great. Now add in some stuff about the budget, our risks, and all of our competition. And keep it all on one slide. Dilbert: Have you ever listened to the noise coming from your mouth?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

IT TOOK ME HOURS TO FIGURE OUT HOW TO FIT EVERYTHING YOU WANTED INTO ONE SLIDE.

THAT'S GREAT.

NOW ADD IN SOME STUFF ABOUT THE BUDGET, OUR RISKS, AND ALL OF OUR COMPETITION.

AND KEEP IT ALL ON ONE SLIDE.

HAVE YOU EVER LISTENED TO THE NOISE COMING FROM YOUR MOUTH?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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