Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2016
Dilbert//10005, first published ten years ago on Monday 5th September 2016
Electric Car Business
Tags
electric car, scam
Official transcript
Boss: We're getting into the electric car business. Dilbert: Why? Boss: Because it sounds impressive and it will take years for anyone to figure out we did it wrong. We'll have new jobs by then. Dilbert: Did you just turn my job into a criminal conspiracy?
originally published on dilbert.com
Open source transcript
WE'RE GETTING INTO THE ELECTRIC CAR BUSINESS.
WHY?
BECAUSE IT SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE AND IT WILL TAKE YEARS FOR ANYONE TO FIGURE OUT WE DID IT WRONG.
WELL HAVE NEW JOBS BY THEN.
DID YOU JUST TURN MY JOB INTO A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY?
collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive
AI Analysis
Title: "The Electric Car Business"
Summary:
- A man is excited to join an electric car business, but the CEO reveals that the company has been involved in a criminal conspiracy.
- The man asks why they did it, and the CEO responds that it will take years to figure out.
- The man then asks if he can have new jobs by then, implying that he wants to leave the company.
- The CEO's response is unclear, leaving the man uncertain about his future with the company.
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