Dilbert cartoon first published on Monday 5th September 2016

Dilbert//10005, first published ten years ago on Monday 5th September 2016

Electric Car Business

Tags

electric car, scam

Official transcript

Boss: We're getting into the electric car business. Dilbert: Why? Boss: Because it sounds impressive and it will take years for anyone to figure out we did it wrong. We'll have new jobs by then. Dilbert: Did you just turn my job into a criminal conspiracy?

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

WE'RE GETTING INTO THE ELECTRIC CAR BUSINESS.

WHY?

BECAUSE IT SOUNDS IMPRESSIVE AND IT WILL TAKE YEARS FOR ANYONE TO FIGURE OUT WE DID IT WRONG.

WELL HAVE NEW JOBS BY THEN.

DID YOU JUST TURN MY JOB INTO A CRIMINAL CONSPIRACY?

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

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