Dilbert cartoon first published on Wednesday 7th September 2016

Dilbert//10007, first published ten years ago on Wednesday 7th September 2016

Weak Sales Reorg

Tags

executives, money, golden parachute, greed, logic, sales, business

Official transcript

Boss: Our executive team didn't know what to do about weak sales. SO they reorganized the company and gave themselves new titles and big raises. They still don't know what to do about weak sales, but they report being happier about the situation.

originally published on dilbert.com

Open source transcript

OUR EXECUTIVE TEAM DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT WEAK SALES SO THEY REORGANIZED THE COMPANY AND GAVE THEMSELVES NEW TITLES AND BIG RAISES.

THEY STILL DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO ABOUT WEAK SALES, BUT THEY REPORT BEING HAPPIER ABOUT THE SITUATION

collated from github.com/jvarn/dilbert-archive

AI Analysis

Title: "New Titles, Same Old Story"

Summary:

The comic strip depicts a company's attempt to address weak sales by reorganizing and giving new titles to their executives. However, despite the changes, the situation remains unchanged, with the executives still unaware of what to do to improve sales. The strip pokes fun at the idea that simply changing job titles can magically solve complex problems.

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